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Between
Grandma Veronica, Chumhum, the brief appearance of Patrick Edelstein and the
surprise resurgence of a conniving Becca and a crying Nessa, “The Bit Bucket”
spent the entire episode overflowing with story lines built atop a sticky web of
personal/professional connections.
If I’m
being perfectly candid, I’ll confess this episode left me thinking I need to
take more notes – and build more flowcharts.
Am I alone here? Did everyone
else get everything that was happening?
We had Chumhum looking to sue the government who, as it turned out, is
tapping the phones of Alicia and Diane, only to find out that some terrorist
group is calling the Florrick house 12 times a day. The terrorist group is none other than Nessa,
who is actually just upset that Becca is back and stealing gavels, which makes
it seem like Zack is cheating (are they even still together?), which of course
he isn't – it’s the world’s most annoying sister, Grace, who is getting makeup
tips from Eli’s 21 year old arch nemesis.
Unfortunately, this means Peter is now being looked at for connections
to terrorism and the government is more in the loop than Kalinda… which just
seems wrong. Confused? This was strangely the least complex plot web
of the entire episode.
So, what
did we learn? Grace is undermining the
government, Chumhum and the state of Illinois without even knowing it. Of all the things I didn't see coming over
the last five seasons, this doesn't make the list – it’s just the cherry on
top.
“The Bit Bucket:” Highlights, Lowlights and
David Lee
1) The Slow
Drip: I’m not one to side with David on much (especially his horrible choice of
ties), however, there’s no denying his shrewd instincts when it comes to people
and the firm. “The absence of bad news
is not good news” he says to Diane, who seems somewhat oblivious of the soldier
ants slowly moving the grains of sand from her kingdom. While Diane is worried about her seat on the
Supreme Court, she’s missing what David is catching – and that’s a mutiny. It’s a slow drip that she’s not seeing
between her meetings with Mandy Post, but it’s there. If only Julius were around. He and David would fight about the lack of
fourth year texts and life would be grand.
2) Welcome to your Closet: The highlight of the
episode for me? Watching Cary take Alicia
to a closet filled with boxes and brooms and saying it was her new office. Having followed Cary through some seriously
unappealing work spaces, this was especially fun to watch. The best part? He thought so, too. If ever I’m having a sad day, I think I’ll
put this scene on repeat.
3) Pour a
Little Sugar on Me: It’s not a full David Lee experience without his square
dish of M&Ms and candy scattered across the boardroom. My questions: 1) Who eats candy off a
boardroom table? 2) What does Veronica
see in David? I mean, really – who knows
where that candy dish has been. 3) This line: Veronica: “You’re a
carnivore. You’re a jungle cat.” Me: “Ewww.”
4) The Golden
Gavel: Two things about these scenes: 1) Peter has a ‘gift room?’ This seems like the best and funniest place
on earth, especially with Eli lurking around and trying to sleuth items put
into storage. It’s like finding out
relatives are coming over and having to go into the basement to track down
Great Aunt Judy’s crystal ashtray to put on display, even though you don’t
smoke and it actually makes no sense you would have this out anyways. What I’ve learned here: meetings at the
Governor’s office and family gatherings aren’t all that different. 2) Becca is
back! Now that “Don’t Trust the B in
Apartment 23” is over, Becca is back as the “B” of Illinois, which is fun and
surprising development. She’s just as
evil as before which means we’ll get to see Eli upping his game. I guess that’s what comes with being Chief of
Staff. Sometimes you have to play in the
mud… and sometimes that means paying a price for your golden gavel.
5) If Jesus
Says So: The only thing better than having Grandma Veronica come to visit is
seeing Uncle Owen. This week, Grandma V
was in fine form as she took Grace shopping and came home uttering the words, “Jesus
has no problem with Grace looking her best.”
Even Zack is concerned – but that probably has a bit to do with last
week’s findings that Grace has made the list of hot politician’s
daughters. This year, I sense, is going
to be a family disaster. The best
part? We haven’t even seen Owen or
Jackie (or Jackie’s caregiver/lover, Cristian!) yet. Once these three resurface, anything could
happen.
6) I’ve Got
Your Back: Eli is backing Peter who is
backing Diane who is backing Will. It’s
a strange yet comfortable place for everyone, as individually, each of these
characters have connections with each other.
Though, when push comes to shove, I’m not sure they would if the roles
were at all reversed. For now though,
everything is bliss as Peter tries to get Diane elected to the Supreme
Court. Well, bliss for everyone but the
Chief Justice, who it now seems Peter has something on… and maybe for Diane who
has avoided selling Will out for the last year, until maybe now. Okay, so it’s not bliss for anyone, except
maybe Will who doesn’t seem to know anything is happening with Diane, the
missing gavel, the firm or Alicia. I
sense a rude awakening coming and the only good that can come of that is the
hope Will’s sisters will once again surface.
Favourite Guest Star:
There’s no
question for me this week: Dreama Walker as Becca. She’s just so manipulative and sly – kind of
like a young Colin Sweeney. She’s one of
those characters you love to hate and that’s what makes her so compelling to
watch. Of course, the fact she could be
the undoing of Eli’s sanity is always an entertaining plus.
What did
you think of, “The Bit Bucket?” What
were your highlight and lowlight moments?
Sound off in the comments below!
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